Greenwitch

Mom I am hoping you will not sent this one to anyone !

Adults only so be warned......

Hubby got me the most beautiful Buddha, I have waited along time for him and have been looking for a while but they all seemed kinda plasticy and fake.

Its also taken along time for me to reprogramme the negativity surrounding the Buddha from my christian upbringing and am only now in the comfortable place where I sit in front of the Buddha and am reminded of a state of being and energy of peace that I choose to stay in my find in this world it eludes me and so the Buddha is there as a reminder, I go and sit in front of him and realign myself with myself.

So in this spiritual tone....I decided to get hubby something in return and purchased a package for the first time in my life from a on line sex toys site. The problem is for me its never smooth sailing and the cool sophistication that runs in other girl friends lives never happens with mine ! the parcel arrived less than 12 hours later OMG that's fast very discreetly packaged and so being two days before D's birthday, Hubby gave it to him and i snatched it back and said no i don't think so and hubby gave it back and i snatched it back , lifting my eyebrows and growing rather panicky and screechy at this point, so when the point finalllly sunk in to my not so bright ( at this point ) better half, it was no longer sexy or grown up, I felt like a blubbering virgin, totally unsure of myself !

serve me right for trying to be naughty and get away with something anyway disaster averted and package carefully hidden......................I am happy to report that the toy made in heaven just for women paled in comparison to my beautiful hunk of a husband BUT he did have a rather large smile on his face all day !