Greenwitch

And so the saga continues........I am actually embaressed to write this one down, but hey, at least it was not me.

We had a quiet morning and did some shopping, me once again deciding to enjoy the weekend, later in the evening we decided to watch the movie, that we had missed the night before, Hubby very kindly said, you sit and relax Ill cook . WOW , How cool is that but the truth lurks like a demon, smoldering under a pretense of normal.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He drank an entire bottle of sherry in 30 min.

We sat down to dinner and I laughed at him and said uhmmmmm I think you are alittle tipsy as he ate his beetroot soup, Im no says he, Im fine, kids look at him and say whow somethings kinda wrong with Dad.

5 min later, he turns green, stupid me still unaware of exactly whats happening, Are you OK , NOOOO he says as he projectile vomites over me and 180 degrees across the kitchen over, the fruit bowl , over the kettle, over the drying rack and into the basin.( bright red beetroot puke)

I proceded to spend the next 3 hours cleaning, whilst listening to him vomit and then pass out, vomit and pass out, I kept checking the assholes pulse!

There is something really wrong with him, and I really don't need this right now, diets gone down the drain, I actually haven't eaten since lunch time, which is probably why I am awake at 4am.

And for the second night in a row I sit and listen to the love of my life snoring his head off , splattered by occational farts and wonder . What the hell is going on ?

OH SHIT I FORGOT ITS FULL MOON.AND ALCOHOL IS DEMONIC !!!!!!!!!!!!